Queers Lyrics

Queers Chord and Tabs

Danny Vapid Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too. Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news. He's ro...
Danny Vapid Chords and Tabs

Generation Of Swine Punks today just make me sick. Selling out just ain't what makes me tick. Jack ass punks are a bore...

Get A Life And Live It Loser When trouble come, you stick your head in the sand. You fuckin' jerk, you got your drink in your han...

Homo The girl's always giving him shit 'Cause he like da banana split. She's always calling him names, an...

I Don't Want You Hanging Around Don't want you. Don't want you. I seen you hanging around places we used to go to. I seen you hangi...

I Never Got The Girl I never got the girl till you Came along and said, "I wouldn't mind to hang around a while.&quo...
I Never Got The Girl Chords and Tabs

I Wanna Be Happy I wanna be happy; I don't wanna be sad. I wanna be a good boy; I don't wanna be bad. I wanna be happ...
I Wanna Be Happy Chords and Tabs

It's Cold Outside [Originally by The Choir] well the world used to be sunny and jokes used to be funny but now you...
It's Cold Outside Chords and Tabs

Molly Neuman Molly Neuman - She don't wanna talk to me. Molly Neuman - Won't return my calls. Molly Neuman - Mana...

Psycho Over You When I lie awake, and I dream all night, Then I see a girl like you. And you're always there, and yo...
Psycho Over You Chords and Tabs

See You Later Fuckface I wasn't looking for trouble, But it came looking for me. I may not have any muscles, But I can move...

Tic Tic Toc Tic tic toc, My heart is in hock. Just after one look, I was hooked. Oh yeah - sha, na, na, na, na ...
Tic Tic Toc Chords and Tabs

Daydreaming Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through But now it ain;t since I got you Oh honey don't, d...

Debra Jean One thing I know is true - I need a little girl like you So I can stop hanging around So I can stop ...
Debra Jean Chords and Tabs

Feeling Groovy I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer My head it re...

Fuck this World I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon And now I just don't care what's going on...

Granola-Head Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me Or getting all screwed up on LSD Or eating bean sprouts all day ...

Hi Mom, It's Me! I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk Because every night I come home drunk Hi Mom, it's m...

I Can't Stand You I can't stand politicians, I can't stand talk show hosts I can't stand prohibition, I can't stand Da...

I Can't Stop Farting Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear My...

I Hate Everything I hate anchovie pizza Asparagus and peas Wanting my desert And having to say please I hate Well I ha...

I Won't Be I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me I won't be your boyfriend because you're jus...

Monster Zero I took her to the drive-in, she looked so sweet We started necking in the back seat She says she's c...

Night of the Livid Queers Am I going crazy or is it my empty head B-Face is so lazy all day he stays in bed Going out with Nik...

Noodle Brain Sittin' drinkin' a brew. trying not to think of you I think you suck - you acted like a slut Did you...

Teenage Bonehead My folks had me commited just two weeks ago My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn boz...
Teenage Bonehead Chords and Tabs

Ursula Finally Has Tits When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl. Even before her first pubic hair would curl. Then old ...
Ursula Finally Has Tits Chords and Tabs

You're Tripping You suck Motherfucker I hate "White Power" I hate you band Can't you see This ain't Nazi G...
You're Tripping Chords and Tabs

Don't Mess It Up I really don't know what I'm doing Hanging out with you Trying to be cool when you know that I'm not...

Everything's O.K. They say I'm outta my skull I've really, really gone down And I'm taking the Queers My wrist went li...

I Didn't Puke You've been spreading lies around You've been trying to put me down I went to the party that much is...
I Didn't Puke Chords and Tabs

I Enjoy Being A Boy <i>[Banana Splits cover]</i> I live in a cucumber castle On the banks of a cranberry sea...

Idiot Savant You know he read a couple books And now he shoots me dirty looks As if he thinks he's better than me...

Like A Parasite Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke Like a parasite think of all the good things we could...
Like A Parasite Chords and Tabs

Motherfucker I went to your house real late last night You were tucked in the bed you little sprite Your dad pass...
Motherfucker Chords and Tabs

Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly daughter I don't wanna hear her stupid name Mrs. Brown, you've got an...

Pretty Flamingo On our block all of the guys call her Flamingo 'Cause her hair blows like the sun And her eyes can ...

Punk Rock Confidential Girls like you make me feel it's o.k. To write a silly song I can't wait till I see you again 'Cause...

Rancid Motherfucker Stupid little fucker from outer space I don't wanna see your ugly face Lame ass shit go to the show ...

Sayonara Sucker Sayonara sucker, get lost and get outta town Sayonara sucker, well I don't need you around 'Cause yo...

Tamara Is A Punk [Well Frank, this looks like one of those long hard ones] TAMARA'S A PUNK!! 1-2-3-4! Well I've see...

The Sun Always Shines Around You Oh how I wish and hope it's true That you know I'm in love with you 'Cause you seem to have forgotte...

Today I Fell In Love Hanging on the telephone I'm glad that we're all alone Felling kind of cool today Listening to what ...
Today I Fell In Love Chords and Tabs

At The Mall Let's go! There are lots of pretty girls. ? It's such a different world. I want to live at the mall...
At The Mall Chords and Tabs

Bonehead I'm really not a jerk. I know how to dance. I'm never gonna work. I wear designer pants. Oh, my head...
Bonehead Chords and Tabs

Didn't Puke You've been spreading lies around. You've been tryin' to put me down. Well, I went to the party, tha...

Didn't want None I didn't want none. I didn't want none. I didn't want none. I didn't want none. All right. ...
Didn't want None Chords and Tabs

Fagtown Fagtown, Beantown, all the queers hang around. ? This motel is certainly peach. Fagtown ? on the bea...

Fuck You I don't wanna hang around with you. I think you suck and smell bad, too. Now, I'm sittin' here with ...
Fuck You Chords and Tabs

Gay Boy I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim He used to like me, but I didn't like him He told me that he...
Gay Boy Chords and Tabs

Half Shitfaced I think paying fucking rent sucks I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks I spilled a beer in the living ro...
Half Shitfaced Chords and Tabs

I Don't Wanna Work 1-2-3-4 I never hold a job for more than a week. My father was a rich man; and my mother, a geek. P...
I Don't Wanna Work Chords and Tabs

I Like Young Girls I like young girls with their pony tails. They live in a world where nothing ever fails. Hanging out...

I Spent The Rent I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent. I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent. I spent the rent; I ain'...
I Spent The Rent Chords and Tabs

I Want It Now I want cunt; I want now. I want cunt; I want now. I want cunt; I want now. I want cunt; I want now. ...

I'm Nowhere At All No one knows how old I am, But I remember Vietnam. I tell them I don't dye my hair. I hate my life, ...

I'm Useless Of all the things I don't wanna do Is sit and bite off more than I can chew I used to have a job but...

Kicked Out Of The Webelos This is something no one knows. Kicked out of the Webelos. Do you think it really shows? Kicked out ...
Kicked Out Of The Webelos Chords and Tabs

Live This Life I'm sick of being pushed around and misunderstood Explain myself the best I can but it doesn't do an...
Live This Life Chords and Tabs

Love Me Hi, this is station AWOL, Coming to you from from over the hill at Bob Bar city. I'm gonna sing if I...
Love Me Chords and Tabs

Meatwagon I don't know if you're aware. Everybody stands and stares. Politics are everywhere. We all know that...

Nobody Likes Me Cut my hair and try to fit in. I hang around, but I just can't win, oh no. I don't know just what to...

Nothing To Do Said you called me, but you fucking lied. You little bitch you deserve to die. I'm just sitting here...

Nuni In New York Nuni in New York - getting out of his car. Nuni in New York - hanging at a bar. Nuni in New York - h...
Nuni In New York Chords and Tabs

Terminal Rut I wake up and smoke a joint. I love my life 'cause there's no point. I hit the couch; turn on the tu...

This Place Sucks This place sucks! This place sucks! This place sucks! This place sucks! I don't know just where to ...
This Place Sucks Chords and Tabs

Too Many Twinkies Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race Someday ...
Too Many Twinkies Chords and Tabs

Trash This Place We trash this place; I don't know why. Got to clean it up; I want to cry. You're just a bunch of use...

Tulu Is A Wimp Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp. Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp. Tulu is a wimp because he ...
Tulu Is A Wimp Chords and Tabs

We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin Take it, Tulu. 1-2-3-4 We'd have a riot doing heroin. Take a needle and stick it in. We stick a spi...
We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin Chords and Tabs

Wimpy Drives Through Harlem 1-2-3-4 Wimpy drives through Harlem. Watch him; there he goes. Wimpy drives through Harlem. Passing...
Wimpy Drives Through Harlem Chords and Tabs

Cut it Dude All the guys that look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls get so impressed It makes me ...

Definitely Funny thoughts and funny words I've said Are rattling around inside my head This world ain't exactly...

Everthing's Going my Way I didn't feel so hot when I woke up today The phone rand, I grabbed it and I heard you say: "He...

From Your Boy I'm hanging 'round hoping hard That you wanna be with me always and always It's my way of saying won...

High School Psychopath II I didn't know my name; my girlfriend is a pain. My mom and dad, they really freak me out. I'm really...

I Didn't Get Invitied to the Prom I never get to do what I want to do My brain is fried and my heart it's screwed I'm hurting and it's...

I Gotta Girlfriend She don't care what I think, she's don't care what I do Even though things don't go right, I know he...

If You Only had a Brain Your mouth's always open, you think you're so damn smart Without all your friends you just fall apar...

Next Stop Rehab I started out by sniffing glue Killing brain cells one by one's so cool Pissing off my mom, acting r...

Peppermint Girl She's shooting arrows through my heart Builds me up then tears me apart She looks hot but she's so c...

She's a Cretin Always thinking she's so fucking cool With some politics that would make Bozo drool Well I'd really ...
She's a Cretin Chords and Tabs

That Girl All the boys are talking about her they say I'm gonna have to live without her but that's not the...

I Don't Want To Go To The Moon Well, I'd like to fly to the moon On a rocket ship high in the air. Yes, I'd like to fly to the m...

I'm The Boy For You Killin time cos you're on my mind And there's nothing I can do Turn away, I hold no sway Cos y...

I've Had It With You We put up with your shit, You California kids. We do all the work and you get rich. You spoiled l...
I've Had It With You Chords and Tabs

Yeah, Well, Whatever I don't wanna be stupid, Acting like a jerk. Girls all drive me crazy And make my ass berserk. Th...

Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo) Everytime you're drunk you always act like you're so tough You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call ...

I Hate Your Fucking Guts I don't wanna be around you anymore I don't wanna hear another word you say You make Bulltit look li...

I Just Called to say Fuck You I've got nothing else to do My life sucks, there's nothing new Don't care if you love me true Don't ...

I Wanna Know Something's pounding in my head I need a girl like you to help me do my math at night and raise up m...

I'm Not a Mongo Anymore I don't even wanna know my name I hope everybody goes insane I drink, I fight, I fuck the cunts I dr...

In With the Out Crowd I like freaks and losers who hate me They'd blow up the world and laugh with glee See things how the...

Journey to the Center of Your Empty Fucking Skull Journey to the center of your empty fucking skull Listen up and then jump off a bridge You're stupid...

Just Say Cunt I think it's so stupid Girls won't say this word Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd Fall...
Just Say Cunt Chords and Tabs

Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy How come skinhead oi boys have no work I bet if they did they'd go berserk Shut up about the working...

My Cunt's a Cunt Before we went out I used to think that she was hot And now I really see her And I see that shes' no...

Strangle the Girl She said I'm not good enough to walk her home She said I'm not worth enough to call her on the phone...

Stupid Fucking Vegan Acting like you care about some stupid fucking cow You fucking vegan Your PC attitude It doesn't mat...

Uncouth Excuse my French I think I swore I called your mom a dirty whore Pardon me I think I farted Please d...

Another Girl Well she says she'll always be true when any guy'll do You should've seen who she just blew And then...

Born To Do Dishes Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a...

Brush Your Teeth A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that's where I'm coming from I'm in a little trouble, beating up my mo...

Don't Back Down <i>[Beach Boys cover]</i> The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out With their fe...

I Always Knew Don't you know that it's going okay I want everyone to see that Everything's coming up roses Wheneve...

I Can't Get Over You Blue skies, turning into gray since you went away nothing's the same Time flies, and I realize what ...

I Only Drink Bud I don't wanna hear your shit, don't wanna see your face Cause when it comes to drinking beer, don't ...

I'm Okay You're Fucked Well I'm sick of you You think you're cool You're so depressed And I'm not impressed I'm a bad moth...

Janelle, Janelle I know something about the girl Who's hoping to be seen standing Alone in the back of the room She's...

Love Love Love I'm just a stupid kid and I get my kicks But she left me and it hit me like a ton of bricks I'm cryi...

No Tit She's flat as a board and I just don't care No tit, no tit My friends are always wondering No tit, n...
No Tit Chords and Tabs

Number One I've been told many times before To think of number one When I do, I guess it's true I think I'm hav...
Number One Chords and Tabs

Punk Rock Girls Leather jackets, stupid boyfriends, poor report cards, life is just a ball Hi- top Chucks and bubble...
Punk Rock Girls Chords and Tabs

Sidewalk Surfer Girl Little sidewalk surfer girl Show me how to shoot the curls I've been watching you And all the things...

Duke Kahanamoku He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirt But he's number one in Waikiki He won't smoke crack behi...

Girl About Town See the girl running around She used to play in a band in town Had an electric guitar covered in ...

Houston We Have A Problem Better get the Xanax cause I think I'm in a panic and my brain is really getting fried The kids a...

I Can't Stay Mad At You You can make me cry you can break my heart But I'll never say we're through Even when I die I can...

I Don't Get It Thinking out loud on a marshmallow cloud 'cause the sun is still in hiding I won't go back as a m...

I Think She's Starting To Like Me I think she's starting to like me want me maybe someday love me Well I think she's starting to li...

Monkey In A Suit Well I'm commander-in-chief What's your beef? It's my war not yours Gotta take the hill If a few ...

Overdue Hello, I missed you, have you missed me too Remember crazy days that we went through It's been so...

Something In My Heart There's a place inside of me only you and I can go And I know when everything gets me down I'm no...

Tangerine Tangerine honey don't be afraid Everyone gets hurt now and then Tangerine take a walk in the rain...

Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil? Things went black and you're outta your skull Ed Wood film come to life Rent's not paid and you'r...

BooBarella BooBarella, it's funny that's her name Since I've seen her, I've never been the same I saved up from...

Burger King Queen Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King And you know the girls were looking real cool N...

Goodbye California I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna shimmy too I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna really move I'm gonna ride my skate...

I Don't Wanna Get Involved With You Thinkin', drinkin', talkin', squawking, And hanging out all day Never ever doing nothing, and you kn...

I Met Her at the Rat I'm really goo-goo over you, I'm mentally retarded too I lost my brain, and I don't know where Somew...

Junk Freak We're not the Titanics and we'renot the Voodoo Dolls We're not Buullet LaVolta and we ain't 8-balls ...

Rambo Rat I wish I was back in Vietnam Killing all those gooks for Uncle Sam Living in Boston just don't pay T...

All Screwed Up I don't know if you like me but it's true I'm totally retarded for you May look like it, but I'm not...

Ben Weasel He rants and raves, he screams and shouts He always flips my lid But deepd own inside he loves you k...
Ben Weasel Chords and Tabs

Drop The Attitude Fucker We see you with your pony tail and flannel 'round your waste Sideburns, goatee, and pimples on your ...

Grounded Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room...
Grounded Chords and Tabs

Mirage I see you standing in the alleys and the hallway's Corner I'd love to get you but you vanish th...

Teenage Gluesniffer John Rioux was his hane Screwing up was his game Oh gosh he hates his folks In fact, his whole life ...

VooDoo Doll I know girls, and I know you And the the stupid games you play I'm not good enough for you Well this...

You Make Me Wanna Puke Well I got problems, yes I do But they never get me down Whenever I see your face, my head starts sp...

Blabbermouth I really think you suck. I think you really fucking smell. I hate the gosh darn sight of you. You ta...

Nowhere At All No one knows how old I am But I remember Vietnam I tell them I won't cut my hair I hate my life and ...

Salt Lake City Down in Utah The guys and I dig a city called Salt Lake It's got the grooviest kids That's why we ne...

This Sandal Shit Has Got To Stop this sandal shit has got to stop it makes me wanna puke if I see your ugly toes again I don't know w...